This is how I feel when I drop and break your mom's phone and can't play cool games anymore. Designed by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls and modelled by Gijs Van Kooten...

Such beautiful, shiny, gold lined candy pins that are NOT EDIBLE! But can be stabbed into various objects. Comes with all three pins together so you get the whole gang! Designed...

What a sad pathetic little keychain. You should definitely hang her on your bag and run around violently. That will definitely cheer her up. Designed by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

A cute lil' plush keychain filled with a reminder to hold onto your Australian hat and to also avoid thinking about the nature of your own existence.Design by Mosspuppie.

Small enough to hang on your bag, but still big enough to ruin your self esteem. Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

The ingredients that make up the Jax burger are highly classified. All you need to know is that they have little sesame seeds on the top and toe beans at...

Treat this plush the way you would treat your real hamster. If that involves throwing her against a brick wall, that's between you and your god.Design by Mosspuppie.

Congratulations! With this shirt you can now work at the very real food chain establishment SPUDSY'S! And guess what! With the shirt you also get your very own Albert Spudsy...

Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer, as you let the Jax Bag do that for...

Remember the beautiful, sweet, candy filled episode 2 soundtrack? Well now you can delve in and remind yourself of this episode where absolutely nothing existential or nihilistic happens at all....

Have you drunk enough water today? No? Well, order this bottle and in a few days with shipping and delivery, you can! It also comes with free stickers (do not...

IT'S A BUCKET HAT AND IT'S REVERSIBLE! PSA it can't do any other tricks but it's still pretty cool.Design by Laura Verdin and Latticha L.