Ever wish you had your own sentient tail on your belt? Well now you can! Featuring an acrylic chain tail and a soft tail head that's always ready to threaten...

Are you running on angst, sleep deprivation and unresolved issues? Well now you can carry all that, plus your laptop in this Uzi satchel! Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica...

Finally a hoodie for J! We sent it through the proper JC Jenson approval process to get it right. There was a lot of back and forth with upper management...

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September. Your favourite twintailed drone is here in statue form! If you put it on a high...

Would you still love J if she were a soft solver worm? Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo

J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush home Designed by: Latticha L...

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "BUT THAT IS THE QUESTION, ISN'T IT? DO WORKER DRONES DREAM OF ELECTRIC JOB..." -GLITCH PHILOSOPHER It's...

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November. "Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built...

Aww look how sweet she looks. They don't even know all the terrible things about to befall them. Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Wow, for someone who lost all hope and turned into a giant monster and traumatised several people, he's so chill! Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Okay Kaufmo look, I know we don't get along, but you have to stop trying to run in mid-air. You're an inanimate keychain, what do you think you will achieve...

What's she falling into? The basement? Despair? Or into your life and onto your accessory rotation! Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang