Treat this plush the way you would treat your real hamster. If that involves throwing her against a brick wall, that's between you and your god.Design by Mosspuppie.

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

She tried to escape, so we sewed this keychain to her hand so you can keep a safe eye on her. Designed by Mosspuppie.

Did you watch the Gaslight District and wonder what it would be like to be eaten by Breadhead? If yes, you should seek help - by buying this big plush...

Just because her eyes are buttons, doesn't mean this Mel plush can't see you - she can, she just chooses not to.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs

She’s soft. She’s cursed. She’s probably watching you sleep with UV glowing eyes and teeth!!! Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

Camping fit includes weapon arms, chaotic energy, and something unholy behind the eyes. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

Meet your new camp counsellor! He doesn't know what he's doing, but tell him he's doing a good job by giving him a big hug. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan...

Jax in a maid outfit. We didn't ask for this - it's just democracy manifest.Design by Mosspuppie.

Spudsy Gangle's got the badge title, the trauma, and a handful of interchangeable faces to pretend she’s okay.Design by Dylan Langmaid @DylanWillDo.

Finally.... a father figure you can physically throw across the room. Unlike our father figures, he also comes with an actual exposed brain and detachable knife!Designed by: Matt Gaglione (@mansizedmeatballs)...

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August. Ragatha plush keychain - portable, cheerful and possibly in denial. Denial of what, you ask? The...