Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer, as you let the Jax Bag do that for...

IT'S A BUCKET HAT AND IT'S REVERSIBLE! PSA it can't do any other tricks but it's still pretty cool.Design by Laura Verdin and Latticha L.

Wear this scarf and it can feel like Gangle is hugging you! Or strangling you! Whichever one makes you happier.Design by Latticha L.

She tried to escape, so we sewed this keychain to her hand so you can keep a safe eye on her. Designed by Mosspuppie.

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death, eldritch nightmares, and a free name badge!

Glory to the hat. It glows in the dark, like all good hats should.

The perfect tote bag to store your raw meats, litterbugs, and all your other gross secret objects...you weirdo. Designed by Courtney Brenek and Mosspuppie.

This is not a baseball cap, it is a softball cap. Wearing it to a baseball game is an arrestable offense. Design by Latticha L.

Mel's trauma has wings and follows her everywhere and now they can both follow you!Designed by: Angelica Zhang and Courtney Brenek

Uzi's mom is built like a bag that you can wear in 2 ways! It also has a clear screen so you can display ALL your Murder Drones pins and...

Three chokers you can wear to feel like YOU are the main character of Murder Drones, or in one case, a supporting character that dies!Design by: Courtney Brenek

Acrylic art so beautiful and lifelike, it almost looks like she's leaping right out at us. Wait...is she? I swear I saw her move. Just take her away from us...