Hit your fluid quotas and hydration KPIs, because the official JC Jenson Water Bottle is here to fulfil all of your water-based intake requirements. Designed by: Latticha L

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-September. It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well, they're still smaller than the real Jax, but they're like,...

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Pin Kaboodle on your back and pretend like he's talking to you! Only pretend though, if he actually does start talking, call a doctor. Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica...

A Kaboodle plush of your very own to take on adventures. His arms bend so you can in theory wear him like a backpack, but only if your shoulders are...

Okay Kaufmo look, I know we don't get along, but you have to stop trying to run in mid-air. You're an inanimate keychain, what do you think you will achieve...

Even if his jokes aren't very good, you'll appreciate spending time with your Kaufy AniMatez. Your home is his home now...so long as you avoid telling him silly things like...

Wow, for someone who lost all hope and turned into a giant monster and traumatised several people, he's so chill! Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

He's a clown with bad jokes and you're a person buying a clown plush. Neither of you are having your best moment, but we think you should cherish it. Designed...

Ahhh Ken the Butcher..oh no you have a mysterious red substance all over you!! But don't worry, at least you still have that pretty smile...some say it glows in the...

A Ken pin that you can wear and feel like you have a proud, protective, glowing father figure watching over you. Collect all four glow in the dark pins to...

Finally.... a father figure you can physically throw across the room. Unlike our father figures, he also comes with an actual exposed brain and detachable knife!Designed by: Matt Gaglione (@mansizedmeatballs)...